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Jester-ne

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BACKSTORIES FFFUUUU by Jester-ne, literature

  • United States
  • Deviant for 13 years
  • She / Her
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My Bio
HOLY SHIT I'M CHANGING IT.
OMFG.

Yeah, I'll put more later. I'm as lazy as an untrained donkey.

Devious Family:
:iconshanaynaynoelle: is my crazy soul-sister in the north. She keeps talking about this guy named Norway though... I think she's cheating on me >:U
AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT I'M PUTTING YOU ON HERE.
:iconxxtwinarmageddonsxx: is my best buddy. Sometimes we talk about our favorite show, Invader Zim. If you don't like that show, GTFO NOW.
:iconzephalindatheirken: is my badass other soul-sister in the south. For some reason she knows Norway too. Who the hell is this guy?
:iconbeyondbirthday111: is my CRAAAZY cousin up in the east. She likes this show named Death Note.. it creeps me out.
:iconbonnefoyplz: is my good friend, France. He wants me to call him Francis, but I like to call him by his proper name. He's very weird, and uses squiggles a lot.
:iconenglandplz: is my other good friend, England. I like his tea, it smells good. But I'm not allowed to have any.
:iconnintendo-nut1: is my other other good friend. At least, I hope we're friends. Sadly, we don't talk much. But I love all her drawings.

OH YUS. STAMP TYME BIOTCHEZ.
STAMPS FAIL.

Quotes:
"The Internet, where the men are men, the women are also men, and the children are FBI agents."
-Anonymous
"I'm not a coward, your MOM'S FACE is a coward!"
-Mason, using MY LINE AKDLJG.'
"Oh, it's you... It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know... after you murdered me?... Okay look, we both said a lot of things that you are going to regret. But I think we should put our differences behind us. For science... You monster."
-GLaDOS ♥

Current Residence: In the land of Hippos. *slowly going insane from this fact*
deviantWEAR sizing preference: How the hell do you wear a website?
Print preference: I HAVE TO PRINT SHIT. *eyetwitch*
Favourite genre of music: Rock n rave, bby. Rock n rave.
Favourite photographer: photographers are boring AHEM.
Favourite style of art: no fucking clue what my style is man. Cartoonish? fffff.
Operating System: THE ONE THAT DOES THE WRECKING BALLS YEEEAAHHH.
MP3 player of choice: Anything not made by apple O_O' those guys freak me ouuuttt.
Shell of choice: SNAIL SHELLS. No no wait, TURTLE SHELLS! hell yes.
Wallpaper of choice: The wallpaper that isn't a wallpaper.
Skin of choice: Um. I'd like to keep my OWN skin on my OWN body plzkthx.
Favourite cartoon character: Amelia McBride. she's like, bitchin.
Personal Quote: "Ya wanna get the little lady, ya gotta be a straight shooter! Ya gots me?" -Genie from Al

Favourite Visual Artist
KnKn, you're like, my idol.
Favourite Movies
LOL. you expect me to CHOOSE. that's hilarious.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Longer than the movie list. Um. 3 Doors Down, P!nk, Queen, whole bunch shet.
Favourite Writers
AmyATOMIC-x. Check her stuff out. It's beastly.
Favourite Games
I don't even know anymore.
Favourite Gaming Platform
PS3. Never played on one, but seriouslyyy. Those things are SO FUCKIN COOL.
Tools of the Trade
Pencil and eraser. But apparently, not a soul. THANKS A LOT, MASON. bastard.
Other Interests
Uhhhh.... UUUHHHH.... fuck. *WTFBOOOOMMM*

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I'M ALIVE STILL. Love you guysss♥ gonna be in super-trouble for this if mom finds out but- don't worry about me, sall coo' here! Pepsi, change of plans, YOU'RE coming to MY house whenyouturn18. Love you all, mah darling watchers! Gotta go now bye~!
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crackle pop. lolz. FROM MY FRIEND'S COMPUTER I COMe tO THEE. god this thing fuckin sucks. yes so short short short thing saying- i will really really not be on much unless I sneak onto this POS she calls a laptop. I gotta dash home fast so bye.
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I know what you're thinking, 'Hey, isn't Jester ALWAYS sick? derpaderr.' Well not like this sick! (All people may feel free to skip this shit and not comment thanks) I swear I'm gonna puke. I'm all swoony and pukey and paler than usual pale. Tom Popper has penguins. do any of them throw up? NOOO- wait maybe Stinky idefk. I swear to god. I'm too sick to type more. ffgghhhhhhhuuunnngghh. *headdesksob*
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flkhglkahsd GDI why did you have to post that journallll ;___;
now i'm like, "fklhglkahsd I MISS HER come baaaaack"
youfuckingtease B|
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWO DAYS EARLY.
because lol i'm not gonna remember on your birthday.
I LIKE RUSSIA BETTER
hey i maybe come over to your homes today okay or do com to my house.
OHGOD.
OHGODOHGODOHGOD YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW.
UGHHHNOENGLAND.
; _ ;
HOLY SHIT EWHAT DID HE DO.
TELLMEEVERYTHING.
YEAH YOU KNOW HOW YOU WERE BEING A DOUCHE AND COMMENTED ON HIS PROFILE?
AND I WAS STUPID AND COMMENTED ON YOUR COMMENT FUUUUU.
YEAH.
HE REPLIED TO ME.
AND HE'S ALL...
BEINGENGLANDLFKHGLAKHSDR.
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